Topic: Futurama (Bender)
Hey people. I gotta rant. Now, a few of you out there may watch a show we like to call, Futurama. Personally, I think it's one of the funniest shows on television (second only to Family Guy, and The Colbert Report).
As you may or may not know, Bender, (the talking robot), is WAAAAAAAAAAAY out there, and right at the TOP of the Funniest Characters list, (In my opinion).
He smokes. He swears. He drinks. He cheats, lies, steals, and pretty much breaks every law and commandment at least four times a day.
However, I keep hearing all this cr@p about Bender being inappropriate. F**k you! Leave Bender alone! He has done NOTHING to you! And if he has, DEAL WITH IT! That's what makes him Bender, people. If you have a problem with him, you can go suck Monkey Balls. I don't care that Bender is loud, obnoxious, uncaring, and can piss off people just by existing. HE'S A CARTOON! He can't do anyone any real harm unless they imitate him!
So to all you Bender-Haters, I must say this, (and I quote) "Bite my shiny metal @ss!"
That's all. Just deal with it.
From,
Midnight Angel
(Author's Note: I do not own Futurama, or Bender, they belong to whoever made them up...luck b@st@rds.)
